340! Actuallys

When is the right time to actually? 

This week, Joey and Jess talk about corrections, status, intent, virtue, asymmetric information, and confidence intervals. They don’t talk about Thomas Brodie-Sangster. 

references 

• Bear Grylls 

• Patroclus 

339! Medical Experiments

How far would you be willing to go to experiment with your health? 

This week, Joey and Jess talk about peptides, biohacking, Silicon Valley libertarian culture, Bryan Johnson, exercise, and salt. They don’t talk about The Gelfling. 

references 

• Confirmations Department: Yes, Tears for Fears 

• Vectorculture: Not For Human Consumption 

• Peptide 

• Mounjaro 

• Wired: Bryan Johnson Is Going to Die 

• Food & Wine: Morton vs. Diamond Crystal Kosher Salt: What’s the Difference? 

• Solid Wiggles 

338! Short-Form Video

Why do we keep using short-form video? 

This week, Joey and Jess talk about dopamine culture, friction, flow state, floating, smoking, and green juice. They don’t talk about cannolis. 

references 

• American Psychological Association: Feeds, Feelings, and Focus: A Systematic Review and Meta-Analysis Examining the Cognitive and Mental Health Correlates of Short-Form Video Use 

• Designing Friction 

• Bad UX World Cup 

• The Perfect Date Picker 

• Soy Boy Face / Soyjak 

• Canelé 

337! Dressing Up

How do you dress for success? 

This week, Aaron and Joey talk about fashion plates, professionalism, drag, archetyping, navigating differences, and respect. They don’t talk about Rufio. 

references 

• Fashion plate 

• Professionalism as a Racial Construct 

• Economic Policy Institute: The CROWN Act 

• Paris is Burning 

• Underground ball culture 

• Everyday Feminism: You Call It Professionalism; I Call It Oppression in a Three-Piece Suit 

336! 2025 Wild Prognostications: A Year in Review!

This week, Aaron, Jess and Joey revisit their 2025 prognogs from Episode 296. They talk about the micro social media surge, cynicism, platform madness, informed styling, blockbusters, weaponized compliance, non-apocalyptic runaway AI moments, and our AI overlords. They don’t talk about eggprogs. 

references 

• If I ruled the world ... 

• People: Bob Mackie Says 'People Were Horrified' by Cher's 'Naked' 1974 Met Gala Dress, Even Ripping Her Photo off Magazine Covers 

• Tasting ultra-aged eggnog 

• America's Test Kitchen: How to Make the Absolute Best Eggnog 

• Louis Pasteur 

• Memphis Group 

• Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend Podcast: Conan Blames Jason Bateman For His Dad's Death 

• Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 

• Split Fiction 

• AAA (video game industry) 

• quod erat demonstrandum 

• The New York Times: Gonzo Fans Have Made ‘Dungeon Crawler Carl’ Into a Global Blockbuster 

• Michiko Kakutani's 1995 The New York Times book review of Wicked: Let's Get This Straight: Glinda Was the Bad One? (paywall) 

• Bloomberg: OpenAI's Nvidia, AMD Deals Boost $1 Trillion AI Boom With Circular Deals 

• The Food Lab: How to Roast the Best Potatoes of Your Life (paywall)

335! Giving a Fart

What does your Zero Farts Land future look like? 

This week, Aaron, Joey, and Jess talk about fucks. And farts. 

references 

• Empire: Jamie Lee Curtis Is Done Compromising – And She’s Not Slowing Down 

• George Wallace (not George Wallace) 

• Kenan Thompson on We Might Be Drunk with Normand and Morril 

• Janelle James on Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend 

• The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck by Mark Manson 

334! How to Strategy

How do you strategy? 

This week, Aaron and Joey talk about Elliott Kalan, the School of Let's Figure It Out, emotional distance from work, working in teams, meandering, and strategy that bleeds. They don’t talk about Jamesy P. 

references 

• Pure Moods 

• Joke Farming: How to Write Comedy and Other Nonsense by Elliott Kalan 

• 99% Invisible Podcast Episode 646: Interview with Elliott Kalan 

• Corrections Department: Les has never ever ever heard, touched, or even seen a copy of Pure Moods and now fears his colleagues do not understand him at all. 

333! Hanlon’s Razor

Why do we expect the worst? 

This week, Aaron and Jess talk about simple solutions, Karen moments, assuming malice, Thanos, Falkland's Law, and lemmings. They don’t talk about the famous former power forward for the Boston Celtics or the Hamburger Peddler's rhyming buddy. 

references 

• Corrections Department: Camila Cabello "I'll Be Home for [Quizmois]" 

• Glee's Kevin McHale 

• Kevin McHale on the Loss of Naya Rivera 

• Hanlon’s Razor 

• Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein 

• Cringe Blvd. 

• Slow Horses 

• Falkland's Law 

332! Remembering Important Details

How has technology made us less sure of ourselves? 

This week, Jess and Joey talk about technological change, Christmas cards, scraping, phone numbers, friendships, and FaceTime. They don’t talk about beepers. 

references 

• Ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop 

• Rolodex 

• propinquity 

• Don't lose that number, Jenny 

• Sternberg’s Triangular Theory and The 8 Types of Love 

• Mr. Postman 

• Desiigner "LOD Freestyle" 

331! Generalists

Is it better to generalize or to specialize? 

This week, Joey and Jess talk about polymaths, running, functional fitness, idea people, curiosity, and Starship Troopers. They don’t talk about dilettantes. 

references 

• Specialization is for insects. 

• Stardew Valley 

• Forbes: Going Pi-Shaped: How To Prepare For The Work Of The Future 

• 129 Ways to Get a Life 

• Robert A. Heinlein 

330! Unlikely Internet Innovations

Are there actually interesting life innovations that are coming out of the content creation boom? 

This week, Joey and Jess talk about homemade pop tarts, learning letters, the power of song, TikTok, mastering movements, and apple dumplings. They don’t talk about Action Bronson. 

references 

• The recipe is the sooonnggg. 

• cool.missp: ABCs Turn Up 

• EBITDA 

• What Are Popovers And What Do They Taste Like? 

• Pepperidge Farm Bakery Frozen Spiced Apple Dumplings Pastry 

329! Imprecise Language

How many other things do we have that we think of as imprecise but are actually pretty precise and agreed upon? 

This week, Joey and Jess talk about box plots, New York neighborhood names, Australian colloquialisms, measurement language, baking, and square roots. They don’t talk about The Smiths. 

references 

• Box plot 

• Reading a Box and Whisker Plot 

• Perceptions of Probability 

• The New York Times: An Extremely Detailed Map of New York City Neighborhoods 

• The Journal of Neuroscience: Distinct Contributions of the Cerebellum and Basal Ganglia to Arithmetic Procedures 

• Goldilocks Zone 

• Square root 

• Spiral of Theodorus 

• Klein bottle 

328! Compromises

What if we've become less willing to sacrifice our pawns to take the queen? 

This week, Jess and Joey talk about Ezra Klein, Ta-Nehisi Coates, Obama, game theory, defaulting to passion, and nuclear weapons. They don’t talk about David Lightman. 

references 

• The Ezra Klein Show: Ta-Nehisi Coates on Bridging Gaps vs. Drawing Lines 

• Nash equilibrium 

• Mutual assured destruction 

• A Beautiful Mind 

• Pareto principle 

327! Notes-apalooza

What's in your notes? 

This week, Aaron and Jess talk about internet chalk, bottle lining, the Pantry Challenge, gold bars, word clothes, and golden milk. They don’t talk about Gold Bond powder. 

references 

• Heinz Breakfast Ketchup 

• Paris is Burning trailer 

• The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller 

• Chinotto 

• Astral Chain 

• Bossa Bros and Nara 

• Sky Full of Elephants by Cebo Campbell 

326! Changing Personalities

How much do you think you can change your personality? 

This week, Joey and Jess talk about life satisfaction, sad auras, nominative determinism, nature versus nurture, Martin Seligman, magical meat sacks. They don’t talk about marinade bags. 

references 

• Forbes: How Singer-Songwriter EJAE Found Rumi’s Voice In ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ 

• @thetalesoftayls' sad aura tweet 

• Journal of Personality and Social Psychology: Most people's life satisfaction matches their personality traits: True correlations in multitrait, multirater, multisample data. [PDF] 

• Nominative determinism 

• Eeyore 

• Martin Seligman 

• Dungeon Crawler Carl 

325! Patterns of Wisdom

What are places where wisdom exists where it shouldn't? 

This week, Joey and Jess talk about the Benner Cycle, feng shui, jelly shoes, BMW dashboards, the bullshit asymmetry principle, and Hitchens's razor. They don’t talk about Christopher Robin. 

references 

• Human League 

• Benner Cycle 

• Bagua 

• Black–Scholes model 

• Joseph Henrich 

• Enneagram of Personality 

• Strauss–Howe generational theory 

• Brandolini's law 

• Hitchens's razor 

324! Waving

Why do we wave from trains and boats? 

This week, Aaron and Jess talk about kids, duck boats, kerchiefs, air travel, cruise ships, and roller coasters. They don’t talk about chucking the deuce. 

references 

• Knott's Berry Farm 

• Medieval Times 

• New York Transit Museum 

• L.A. Train Festival 2025 

• Some Kind of Quest 

323! AI Defenses

How are you personally preparing mentally, psychologically for the increased engagement with AI? 

This week, Joey and Jess talk about AI psychosis, Blake Lemoine, the Turing Test, cognative security, red teaming, and hats. They don’t (yet) talk about NonsenseLLM. 

references 

• Psycho Killer and the big suit 

• X: Keith Sakata, MD 

• The New York Times: They Asked an A.I. Chatbot Questions. The Answers Sent Them Spiraling. 

• The New York Times: Chatbots Can Go Into a Delusional Spiral. Here’s How It Happens. 

• Washington Post The Google engineer who thinks the company’s AI has come to life 

• Bloomberg Technology: Google Engineer on His Sentient AI Claim 

• Turing Test 

• Johns Hopkins Magazine: The science behind why we see faces in nature 

• Study: Barking Up the Wrong Tree: Human Perception of Dog Emotions Is Influenced by Extraneous Factors 

• Pareidolia 

• Red team 

• Planning red teaming for large language models (LLMs) and their applications 

• Ig Nobel Prize 

• Six Thinking Hats 

322! Old

When is old good and when is old bad? 

This week, Jess, Aaron, and Joey talk about The Bible, first editions, berries, Final Destination, whiskey, and Rick Astley. They don’t talk about Flavor Flav. 

references 

• Dayspring by Anthony Oliveira 

• sarcophagus 

321! Clarity

How do you make sense? 

This week, Aaron, Jess, and Joey talk about intention, trust, assumption, context windows, synchronicity, and drinking. They don’t talk about Pal Joey. 

references 

• Click, Clack, Moo in book form 

• Click, Clack, Moo Read Aloud 

• Palworld